People just like me. I couldn't explain it even if I tried. I bet I'm making you laugh right now. If so, don't stop. I could use a chuckle myself.
I'm here to tell you readers what's on my mind. Color me Zack Morris for the Y2Teens. Like it or not, it is what its gonna become with me. I like to push the envelope.
I'd like to be bitter as Lewis Black but my personality is far too colorful. I'm more like Weasel-era Pauly Shore in Son In Law. I drink carbonated fruit beverages, listen to classic rock or hair metal and often put people in their places with cocky sarcasm.
Pauly Shore from the 1991 music video "Lisa, Lisa (The One I Adore.)"
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So here it is, folks! What you all wanted to see. Me stripped down to the essence of my personality. I'll be here for a minute. Or until a hot date sends me an instant message.
Check back often and tell your friends about me. Lord knows what I'm capable of saying one minute to the next. Until then, as the uncouth used to say, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. Peace!
- Mysterwright
Welcome to the blog-o-sphere, oh opionated one! Hope you survive the experience! LoL
ReplyDeleteThanks! =)) Yeah, really. If this works out maybe I'll even turn a profit.
ReplyDeleteI came to see Elayne Boosler. Who's Mysterwrite 2.0? Is that you John Lewis Wright? This is James Tall or Fantaseeworld to you! I want my money back. I'm outta here!
ReplyDeleteHaha, James! I think if I had to devote a blog to someone it'd be a person that's worth griping about. To my knowledge, all Elayne has ever been is sweet and loving towards me. That makes her worthy as a sincere friend and great fellow funnyperson. She's far above the foulmouth wrath I'm known for. I'd go to the mattresses for her, Bill and all the puppy dogs.
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